Scream Views: Arnab Kumar Choudhury: Film Criticism, Movie Reviews, Poetry, Humour

Twenty Five Years On…

May 30, 2008 · No Comments

I was only nine years old when my grandfather died. But memories have little to do with the length of association, and more to do with the impact of that association. And my grandfather was nothing if not a man who left a strong impact on people who came into association with him.

He was not a man who would waste too much time on idle chitchat. How could he, when he had to make a success of himself at three different vocations? A successful industrialist, a well-regarded bookseller and publisher, and a prosperous farmer, he sure knew how to make the most of his time.

From what I remember, he would begin his day with a stint at the family’s paddy fields, even before his breakfast. After about three hours in the fields, it would be time to switch over to the bookseller role, and devote a few hours to the running of Graduate Stores. After lunch, it would be time to slip on his industrialist’s hat, and supervise the operations at Assam Chemical Works. And when the factory workers had left, it would be time to have a go at the vegetable gardens that occupied a full third of the family’s massive farmhouse in Jorhat, Assam.

He apparently lived this same gruelling routine for a full fifty years of his life, as his children and grandchildren can vouch for. I myself am his youngest grandchild, so I never saw him till he was almost seventy five, but even at that age, his energy level kind of drained all those around him.

And he had that much stamina even after he had been a heavy smoker all his life. Speaking of which, I remember how he would change his smoking gear with the same felicity as he would his professional hat. In the fields, he would smoke only bidis; in the book shop, only filter cigarettes; in the factory, only hand-rolled cigarettes, and in that solitary half hour after dinner when he would actually do nothing at all, he relaxed with a hookah. Till the day I, his youngest grandchild, maybe too tired that day to carry his hookah to him, actually asked him why he smoked such an obnoxiously smelly thing, and he just gave it up on that very day, never to touch it again.

Oh did I mention that with all that daily activity, he also found time to raise seven children and twenty-seven grandchildren? Of course he had great help from his wife, my grandmother, whose job it was to run the dairy farm, the chicken farm, the duck farm, and the small handloom unit she had.

They made a great team, those two, and after grandma died of a liver problem in early 1984, he apparently chose not to outlive her by more than a year, and actually died suddenly one day in October 1984, for no conceivable medical reason. 

It’s twenty five years since they went, and all our lives are infinitely the poorer for that. Yet richer too, for his descendents – now numbering almost seventy – are enriched by the inspiration of his life. Every single day…

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War Uncivil

May 20, 2008 · No Comments

In the dark of the moonless night
There’s one more deliberate accident
Smoke from the crowded pyre shrouds
Murder most foul and imprudent
The human sacrifice is bathed and ready
Down the red streets we chant so steady.

Sharpening, the still-bloody sword
Intones mildly a demonic melody
Bloodshot eyes see nothing peculiar
In angels and devils perishing together
A black tongue tolls the bell
And crowns the new king in fear.

Bloodless cadavers start to compose
Formidable songs in the sand
Sleepwalking vultures feed so glad
Poking holes into still-breathing flesh
Black hawks and white doves together
Lie three deep on the battlefield.

They all die, they all cry,
They all light their own pyres.

 

Copyright ©2008  Arnab Kumar Choudhury

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Am I A Gay Icon?

April 18, 2008 · No Comments

I had to visit Mumbai last Monday. Since the flight was at 6 am, I had to get up at the unearthly time of 4 am. This is an hour when even the street dogs have more sense than to be up and about. And so it came to pass that I had to ruin my Sunday evening by going to sleep at the ghastly time of 10 pm – an unforgivable crime I must have last committed when I was a wee little boy of 5 or 6 years of age.

I was so sleepy that I forgot I ought to carry a photo identity card to prove that I was indeed the person in whose name the ticket had been booked. But apparently my face did not look sufficiently criminal enough to warrant showing any identification at the check-in counter. Maybe all the years of using fairness creams have endowed me with a sufficiently beatific look, or maybe the guy doing the check-in was as sleepy as yours truly.

My opposite number is Mumbai was nice enough or foolish enough to reach the airport and pick me up at the horrifyingly early hour of 8 am. Apparently Mumbaikars start their work day at 8 am or 8:30 am, a far cry from the civilized hours of 9:30 am at which even the vilest Delhi offices deign to start.

I was to return the same day, and thanks entirely to my dazzling good looks or the brilliance of my presentation skills – or perhaps, more plausibly, the intelligence levels of the audience – I finished with my meeting just after noon, and was suddenly faced with the inconvenience of having at least 5 hours to kill before my evening flight back.

Truly having no idea how to pass my time, I hailed an auto to take me to the airport. My flight was at 8 pm, and here I was reaching the airport at 4:10 pm! I suddenly saw that there were 3 separate flights of the same airlines going to Delhi before mine. A quick inquiry revealed that I had to pay just 500 bucks more to get the tickets transferred to the flight that would leave at 5 pm. Very easily done, and I ran to check-in in the 5 minutes left to me before the counter would close.

This time around, the check-in counter was manned by a lady, and she refused to accept my ticket without the photo id. Is it because women are stricter with rules than men? Or is the reason the same reason why my photos get more appreciation from my male friends than from my female friends? Am I truly a man’s man – or perhaps even a gay icon?

I was still thinking on these lines, all the while trying to charm the lady with my scariest smile. Finally the fairness cream apparently began working its magic, and she told me she will ask her supervisor about my case. I was congratulating myself for my sex appeal, when I saw her walking back with a gentleman, who took one look at me and said that I looked fine and could be allowed to check in without any photo id.

Which brought me crashing back to earth: why do my looks appeal only to males? Do I need to now switch over from fairness creams to tanning creams to ensure a more heterosexual appeal?

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My Hands Are Bloodied

April 6, 2008 · 1 Comment

I see a thousand children
Carried to the rivers
Some will be bathed
Others to be drowned.

I now live alone
In my own private hell
My ears are sundered
By a loud school bell.

Tears cannot wash clean
Hands stained by guilt
Bloodied after ablutions
Hospital sewers built.

Bloodshot eyes in the mirror
Glibly let me know
As long as I live
The damned spot will show.

Forgive me father,
For I have sinned
My hands are bloodied,
My child I’ve killed.

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Lotus Feet

March 23, 2008 · 1 Comment


He in unafraid of getting His feet wet
He walks proudly on the bare earth
Always at one with all
That sprung from Him.

One day His castle will return
To the wet nether lands,
The earth cleansed of those
That dared confront his chariot.

But today the sky will pour out its blessings
And with us He will walk
Not to lull us back to safety
Into the placental swamp.

Be we will chant
His True Name, and say:
“He is my only Friend,
And He will guide me through”

And then He will crouch, and pick up
Mud sanctified by the Lotus Feet
And my forehead He will smear
With the rainbow-vermilion.

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